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Anonymous
11-25-2003, 12:40 AM
A small truth to make our Life's 100% successful..........
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%
L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5 = 54%
L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%
(None of them makes 100%)
..............................
Then what makes 100%
Is it Money? ..... No!!!!!
Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100%
Don't you think so?!?!?!?!

TesTeq
11-26-2003, 09:23 AM
SOME SEX = 19+15+13+5+19+5+24 = 100% of success.
But don't you think it's a waste of time to discuss here the basic math and data encoding systems?
Regards,
TesTeq

Anonymous
11-26-2003, 01:06 PM
Just to keep this thread going...

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than a 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than
100%. Well, how about achieving 103%?

.................................................. ...

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If the letters of the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
were represented as numbers:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26:
then:

H - A - R - D - - W - O - R - K
would be: 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and,

K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G - E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
but,

A - T - T - I - T - U - D - E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
however,...

B - U - L - L - S - H - I - T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
and,
look how far ass kissing will take you:

A - S - S - - K - I - S - S - I - N - G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%.

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you
there,
it's Bullshit &amp; Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

This formula for success HAD to be developed by accountants and I.T.
professionals...

randystokes
11-26-2003, 02:14 PM
Damn, i never "got" the first post in this thread until now!

But i do agree, Ass-kissing is a very valuable life skill!

I wonder if there is a GTD of AK?

Coz

Actually, I think that goes under the @Agendas category -- y'know, @Boss . . .